Hmm...sounds like last summer.
Who knew the Second Level of Hell would have so much in common with Central Florida after a hurricane?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."
Well, sure. Just check out the blogs I visit.
Wanna see where you end up?
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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Have you been attending religious worship lately? as a god, Chibithulhu IS religious worship.
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? Chibithulhu does not need clothes to attract worship
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? Chibithulhu travels on wings of pure nightmare
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? Chibithulhu cannot die
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? There was a confrontation with an ocean liner in 1928, yes
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? No one loved Chibithulhu
Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? Chibithulhu does not invest belief in humans. humans invest belief in Chibithulhu
Do you donate time or money to charities? Chibithulhu tries to save the world from humans by destroying them.
Are you often very depressed? No, chibithulhu is happy.
Do you believe in God? Chibithulhu IS a god
Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? Chibithulhu is self employed
Are you good at telling lies? As a god, anything Chibithulhu says is automatically true
Do you look at pornography? No. humans mating do not interest Chibithulhu
Do you often lose your temper? Chibithulhu finds destruction relaxing
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? Food is pleasure
Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? Chibithulhu is impervious to harm.
Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? Not as often as Chibithulhu would like
Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? I hoard worshippers
Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? Chibithulhu does not give loyalty, he expects it
Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? as a god, any sex-act Chibithulhu engages in constitutes marriage
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? Humans are incapable of understanding
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? Chibithulhu cannot take his own name in vain.
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? Chibithulhu prefers violent realities
Have you been to a strip club? Naked humans have cooties
Do you read scripture? Chibithulhu is a god, so all his pronouncements are scripture.
Do you like to "live large"? Chibithulhu would like to be taller, yes
Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? No one lives in Rlyeh except Chibithulhu and his pet shoggoths.
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Chibithulhu is a god and thus entitled to all things for free
Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? Chibithulhu is infallible, and thus incapable of hypocrisy
Do you repent for your sins? As a god, chibithulhu is incapable of sin
Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? Chibithulhu does visit Amazon.com from time to time, yes
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Chibithulhu's goal is the extermination of all human life
Do you believe in an afterlife? Chibithulhu believes in the void, because oblivion leaves no wish unfulfilled.
Do you "hate" a lot of people? All human life, yes
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery? Often, it is Chibitrhulhu's divine duty.
Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? Chibithulhu is a god, and thus is incapable of heresy, but he does acknowledge the existence of other gods
Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? Chibithulhu charges equitably for his services in sanity
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? Chibithulhu has no human anatomy-bits, no orals or anuses to have sex with
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? Chibithulhu eats restaurants several times a week
Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? Chibithulhu has no discernible gender
Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food? Chibithulhu would happily eat a whole sex
Are you overweight? as a god chibithulhu's weight is whatever he wills it to be, and it is always his ideal weight
Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things? As a god, Chibithulhu is incapable of wrongdoing
Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)? Chibithulhu makes an effort to consume all life.
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? Chibithulhu is a god, and thus already powerful. Assassins are too picky.
Wow, if it weren't for all the lust, I'd be a friggin saint.
That's me, the phone whore with the heart of gold.
But there's seriously something wrong with the Violence meter. I've had no thoughts of hurting myself or others, I don't watch violent movies and I don't even yell at people, I still got a moderate on that one.
Hmmm... do you suppose the quiz generator could somehow know about the spanking calls?
Okay, I have officially visited and signed in. Those that are 12 are officially impressed that you have passed on their early-teen wisdom in surveys. After looking it over with her, I think it's a little over her head, so not sure you rate as a hot spot for the teen crowd. But ... keep trying!
chibithulhu wonders who cares about the teen crowd. He agrees they are good for throwing incendiary devices into or herding into a large oven, but beyond that, Chibithulhu sees no use in teens.
OK, C...I think I will now start making t-shirts and gathering members for an official "Cult of Cibithulhu." You have way more 'tude than any other deity.
O15:Dante was Catholic, right? If you don't do it but you think it...it's a sin.
Now if you're Jewish, you can do it but not think it and you're A-OK.
: )
Chibithulhu already has his cult. Look on your human internets for Cthulhu and you will see his dread likeness across your nets of internment. It is the Nameless Cult, stretching back to when mankind was young, when Chibithulhu's kind first came to this wonderful world. Stupid humans went and ruined it all for us.
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