I pick on someone younger than me...
Jodi has a life-long friend who lives in Indiana and we have a blast playing around with her daughters (it's like being grandparents...all of the fun...none of the work!)
The oldest is going to be a teenager soon and has discovered the world of blogging. She put up a list of questions on her blog for visitors to answer. Posted below are the questions and my replies. I'm either hilarious or else I no longer have any respect for how hard life is at twelve years old.
1. who are you? Rob McCaffrey
2. Are we friends? you betcha
3. When and how did we meet? Your parents took Jodi and I in one winter.
4. How have i affected you? I'm pretty sure you gave me a cold that winter.
5. What do you think of me? I used to think you were this really sweet little midwestern girl, but you're morphing into some sort of hip-hop hollaback girl from East LA. OMG! LOL! JK!
; )
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? It would have to be doing the "You Are LAME!" show.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Always. Or until after lunch. Take your pick.
8. Do you love me? The FBI really disapproves of these types of online conversations.
9. Do you have a crush on me? No, it's more like a "Fanta."
10. Would you kiss me? Yes. Hello and goodbye. On the forehead.
11. Would you hug me? Did it.
12. Emotionally, what stands out? All those times I had to sit in a corner when I was bad. Why, mommy, why?!
13. Do you wish I was cooler? Why, do you have a fever?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? What are these, degrees Celcius or Farenheit? Shouldn't you be at 98.6? If this is how you become cooler, STOP IT. It's bad for your health.
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. You are Jungblut, of course. I forget why. Old people have trouble with that sort of thing.
16. Am I loveable? Like a Care Bear.
17. How long have you known me? I don't know. It was winter...Clinton was president, I'd say....an hour?
18. Describe me in one word. LAME! (Sorry, couldn't resist and of course that's not true). It's been awhile since I've seen you, but I'm going to go with "Tall."
19. What was your first impression? Probably when I turned that corner too quickly and put a hole in the drywall.
20. Do you still think that way about me now? Oh, you mean impression of you! I can't remember back that far.
21. What do you think my weakness is? Red Kryptonite.
22. Do you think I'll get married? Probably next Saturday, at the rate you're going.
23. What makes me happy? Visits from Jodi and Rob!
24. What makes me sad? When Jodi and Rob have to leave!
25. What reminds you of me? Volleyballs...I don't know why.
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? If you were asking Jodi, it would be a full ride to one of the 7 sister's colleges.
27. How well do you know me? Completely. Who are you again?
28. When's the last time you saw me? I'm REALLY bad with numbers, also this list is killing me. I've filled out my taxes in less time. I'll say...3 years ago.
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Please take this gag off my mouth.
30. Do you think I could kill someone? Kid, you're killing ME with this list of questions!
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Stronger...kind of like Hurricane Emily.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Ahh...I'm over here. Hello?! Of forget it.
33. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? Just did!
34. Do I have your phone number? Your mom probably has it in her purse. If you happen to find a $20 in there, write your number on the back of it and send it to Rob and Jodi.
Is that it?! I made it through? Oh thank, goodness! Nice blog. Keep it up. Hope you got a laugh from my answers.
THX!
Well? Have I earned a ticket to hell for that? I hope not.
But I should at least submit myself to the same potential punishment. Knock yourselves out.
1. who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have i affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?.
11. Would you hug me?
12. Emotionally, what stands out?
13. Do you wish I was cooler?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
16. Am I loveable?
17. How long have you known me?
18. Describe me in one word.
19. What was your first impression?
20. Do you still think that way about me now?
21. What do you think my weakness is?
23. What makes me happy?
24. What makes me sad?
25. What reminds you of me?
26. If you could give me anything what would it be?
27. How well do you know me?
28. When's the last time you saw me?29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
30. Do you think I could kill someone?
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Do I have your phone number?
The oldest is going to be a teenager soon and has discovered the world of blogging. She put up a list of questions on her blog for visitors to answer. Posted below are the questions and my replies. I'm either hilarious or else I no longer have any respect for how hard life is at twelve years old.
1. who are you? Rob McCaffrey
2. Are we friends? you betcha
3. When and how did we meet? Your parents took Jodi and I in one winter.
4. How have i affected you? I'm pretty sure you gave me a cold that winter.
5. What do you think of me? I used to think you were this really sweet little midwestern girl, but you're morphing into some sort of hip-hop hollaback girl from East LA. OMG! LOL! JK!
; )
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? It would have to be doing the "You Are LAME!" show.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Always. Or until after lunch. Take your pick.
8. Do you love me? The FBI really disapproves of these types of online conversations.
9. Do you have a crush on me? No, it's more like a "Fanta."
10. Would you kiss me? Yes. Hello and goodbye. On the forehead.
11. Would you hug me? Did it.
12. Emotionally, what stands out? All those times I had to sit in a corner when I was bad. Why, mommy, why?!
13. Do you wish I was cooler? Why, do you have a fever?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? What are these, degrees Celcius or Farenheit? Shouldn't you be at 98.6? If this is how you become cooler, STOP IT. It's bad for your health.
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. You are Jungblut, of course. I forget why. Old people have trouble with that sort of thing.
16. Am I loveable? Like a Care Bear.
17. How long have you known me? I don't know. It was winter...Clinton was president, I'd say....an hour?
18. Describe me in one word. LAME! (Sorry, couldn't resist and of course that's not true). It's been awhile since I've seen you, but I'm going to go with "Tall."
19. What was your first impression? Probably when I turned that corner too quickly and put a hole in the drywall.
20. Do you still think that way about me now? Oh, you mean impression of you! I can't remember back that far.
21. What do you think my weakness is? Red Kryptonite.
22. Do you think I'll get married? Probably next Saturday, at the rate you're going.
23. What makes me happy? Visits from Jodi and Rob!
24. What makes me sad? When Jodi and Rob have to leave!
25. What reminds you of me? Volleyballs...I don't know why.
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? If you were asking Jodi, it would be a full ride to one of the 7 sister's colleges.
27. How well do you know me? Completely. Who are you again?
28. When's the last time you saw me? I'm REALLY bad with numbers, also this list is killing me. I've filled out my taxes in less time. I'll say...3 years ago.
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Please take this gag off my mouth.
30. Do you think I could kill someone? Kid, you're killing ME with this list of questions!
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Stronger...kind of like Hurricane Emily.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Ahh...I'm over here. Hello?! Of forget it.
33. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? Just did!
34. Do I have your phone number? Your mom probably has it in her purse. If you happen to find a $20 in there, write your number on the back of it and send it to Rob and Jodi.
Is that it?! I made it through? Oh thank, goodness! Nice blog. Keep it up. Hope you got a laugh from my answers.
THX!
Well? Have I earned a ticket to hell for that? I hope not.
But I should at least submit myself to the same potential punishment. Knock yourselves out.
1. who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have i affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?.
11. Would you hug me?
12. Emotionally, what stands out?
13. Do you wish I was cooler?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
16. Am I loveable?
17. How long have you known me?
18. Describe me in one word.
19. What was your first impression?
20. Do you still think that way about me now?
21. What do you think my weakness is?
23. What makes me happy?
24. What makes me sad?
25. What reminds you of me?
26. If you could give me anything what would it be?
27. How well do you know me?
28. When's the last time you saw me?29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
30. Do you think I could kill someone?
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Do I have your phone number?
posted by Bobbie Mac at 9:21 AM
9 Comments:
1. who are you? Wouldn't you like to know?
2. Are we friends? Um.. define friends.. if by friends you mean complete strangers who have traded a few comments on each other's Blogs, sure, we're best buds
3. When and how did we meet? I came to tell you your citrus trees needed to be destroyed
4. How have i affected you? I'm all a-tingle
5. What do you think of me? I think you write amusing Haikus, but that could have been your wife's contribution.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? You know that time, when you did that thing? That was great
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until one or the other of us runs out of witty comments to post. Of course, that may mean we should have had a falling out by now
8. Do you love me? I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask that
9. Do you have a crush on me? No, but for $3.99 per minute on the phone, I can fake it. All major credit cards accepted
10. Would you kiss me? Kissing's extra
11. Would you hug me? Hugging's free with your purchase of a kissing fantasy
12. Emotionally, what stands out? Oh, don't do that to me... I'm trying to keep it clean here.
13. Do you wish I was cooler? Now how could that be?
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? B+
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Ewok. Don't pretend you don't know why
16. Am I loveable? Loveable like an Ewok
17. How long have you known me? I'm sorry, have we met?
18. Describe me in one word. Squeegy
19. What was your first impression? Monet, definately Monet. It was always outdoors with him. Then there were Degas and Renoir who were both nice, but you never forget your first impressionist do you?
20. Do you still think that way about me now? {{{shake shake shake}}} Answer unclear, ask again later
21. What do you think my weakness is? Ewoks
22. Do you think I'll get married? More times than Elizabeth Taylor
23. What makes me happy? Ewoks
24. What makes me sad? Fighting with your favorite Ewok
25. What reminds you of me? Rhymes with Trusty Rum-bone
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? Breath mints
27. How well do you know me? As well as I know the back of my own ha... hey, how long has that freckle been there?
28. When's the last time you saw me? Oh like I'd really admit to violating the restraining order!
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes, that day your credit card was denied
30. Do you think I could kill someone? I bet you already have
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Well, we're up to what, five comments now? That must mean we're on a roll.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? If I said it in my "phone voice," sure.
34. Do I have your phone number? No, but you can find it in the adds section in the back of Penthouse.
>D
LMAO!
I had no time yesterday, but:
#9. should have seen that coming.
#11. how do you stay in business?
#15. : ) for this and all Ewok jokes. Way to work it in.
#19. Matisse for me. Ooh, the colors!
#20. you have my old Magic 8 ball?
#29. Ow...industry humor.
Thanks for taking the time!
bm
Some people like to revisit a joke.. I like to move right in with them for a while.
They usually live with a dead horse I've been abusing.
On a side note, my husband once upset one of his staff when she came into his office to ask for a day off and he took out a Magic 8 Ball and shook it.
I don't know why she was so upset, it told her "all signs point to yes."
Chibithulhu has stolen your survey just as he will devour your soul before it dissolves into the void.
1. who are you? Chibithulhu, the Beast of Beasts, the high priest of Chibi-Nyarlathotep.
2. Are we friends? No. I am a Great Old One and you are my devout cultist.
3. When and how did we meet? In the depths of your nightmares.
4. How have i affected you? You have encouraged Chibithulhu to talk to girls.
5. What do you think of me? That you would taste good with ketchup
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? Your fist comment on my blog. I think of your doom, as well as the doom of all mankind.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? I think you will be my devout cultist until the world ends, so, not long.
8. Do you love me? on a bed of pasta.
9. Do you have a crush on me? Chibithulhu could crush you, yes, bit by bit. painfully.
10. Would you kiss me? Eww, do not make Chibithulhu sick. to mate with a human would be bestiality. Chibithulhu is evil, but he is not depraved.
11. Would you hug me? Chibithulhu would wring the blood from your flesh to put in his cereal, yes.
12. Emotionally, what stands out? Psychological abuse, generally speaking.
13. Do you wish I was cooler? No, chibithulhu likes hot meals.
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Not very. but there are microwaves, so chibithulhu has no fear.
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Appetizer, because you are but one human and Chibithulhu has a whole planet to devour.
16. Am I loveable? Perhaps. Chibithulhu is not familiar with human emotions.
17. How long have you known me? a few seconds, if that.
18. Describe me in one word. Salty
19. What was your first impression? Ever? Chibithulhu remembers congealing from the distilled rage of the void at the sudden insurgence of existence.
20. Do you still think that way about me now? I am still displeased at the presence of exisence, yes.
21. What do you think my weakness is? Humanity
23. What makes me happy? Mortality.
24. What makes me sad? The inability of the human mind to correlate all its parts.
25. What reminds you of me? Crackers
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? Oblivion, because it leaves no wish unfulfilled.
27. How well do you know me? As well as any may know their snack foods
28. When's the last time you saw me? I saw you dreaming last night. from within your dreams.
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No. your human brain cannot comprehend the language of the Old Ones, so we just send you smalltalk in the form of horrifying dreams.
30. Do you think I could kill someone? Does Chibithulhu care? Chibithulhu wished to end all human existence, though he would be grateful for the help.
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? I think your loyalty as a cultist shall not waver.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? No.
34. Do I have your phone number? Chibithulhu does not give out that information to worshippers.
C: I have tears in my eyes, which I'm sure pleases you, even if they are tears of laughter.
And I hope you post the survey to your own blog so that you may get the glory you so richly deserve.
: )
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